The Wabble-Town Gazette brings you the latest gossip around Wable-town, selection and distribution courtesy of the Town-hall staff. All events are based on true gossip, selected carefully through well-known informants (We can't mention Ma Wabble's name here!).

It appears that a certain individual strongly resembling computer-nerdness, has made serious allegations to his mother for being one herself. The author of this juicy piece has some reservations about the medium used to spread these allegations.
Being strongly connected with the specified medium, it's abuse is really offending and should be outlawed by official legislation. Unfortunately, addressing the issue to Mayor Wabble, resulted merely in a sighed

"Ah, what the heck, the boy is probably right. And I resent calling your brother a nerd!"

Appearantly these matters are not taken seriously by our officials, so it is the authors concern and duty to spread counter-measures embracing the same medium as used by the culprit mentioned earlier.